Sex Panther EDT Fragrance

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If you've seen Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, you know everything about Sex Panther. It's a manly fragrance made of real panther parts and is more macho than a box of Burt Reynolds movies covered with chest hair and motor oil. Purrr...

Brian Fantan of the film Anchorman says that Sex Panther is illegal in nine countries. It's also made of real panther parts* and 60% of the time it works every time. We're not sure whether any of the above facts is true, but we know that this "fictional before now" fragrance is more macho than a pint of sweat soup with added chest hair and motor oil.

So let's get down to business, what does Sex Panther smell like? Despite the comments of Ron Burgundy's collegues, it doesn't smell like burnt hair or used diapers filled with Indian foods. Shortly put, it smells like passion and desire. It's really quite pleasant-smelling. Imagine wearing a pitch-black t-shirt with a wolf printed on the chest, and a shark arm wrestling a tank on the back. It's something like this, but in a liquid, odoury form.

Sex Panther is packaged in a gorgeus, retro-style bottle and may give you just enough confidence to walk around the office in real Anchorman style. So what are you waiting for? Press the Add to shopping cart button and let's go see if you can make the pussy purr.

"With crisp overtones of sandalwood, pine, vetiver, and a clean base of dry, rich mahogany."

(*) Not really

• Not tested on animals
• And especially not on panthers, which have not been hurt
• Don't apply on eyes
• Bottle dimensions: 6.3 x 10.2 x 2.5cm
• 50ml
• Licensed product of Paramount Pictures and Dreamworks LLC

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